Pick-Up Lines

1. Your feet must be extremely tired, because you've been running through my mind all day.
2. I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture you and I together.
3. There must be an airport nearby, because my heart is taking flight just looking at you.
4. Please tell me you have a bandage, because I just cut my knee falling for you.
5. Do you mind giving me some directions? I think I may be lost in your eyes.
6. Hey, do you like Legos? If so, you and I should build a relationship together.
7. Are you a believer in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
8. You must be a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.
9. You must be from Australia because you have all the koalafications I need.
10. I'm afraid to play hide-and-seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
11. Are your parents vegetables? Because you are definitely one cute-cumber.
12. Someone needs to alert animal control because I'm staring at a fox!
13. I forgot my library card at home, but is it okay if I check you out?
14. You can call me a snowflake because I'm falling fast for you.
15. Let me help tie your shoes because I don't want you to fall for anyone else.
16. You must be a banana because I think you're very a-peeling.
17. Are you from Nashville? Because you're the only ten I see.
18. May I borrow some change? I was told to call my mom when I fall in love.
19. I need you to back away from the bar area. You're melting all the ice.
20. Congratulations, here I am. You now have two wishes left!
21. If I had the power to mix up the alphabet, I'd put "u" and "i" next to each other.
22. If I could put together a soccer squad, I'd pick you as my keeper.
23. You must be a time traveler because I can see you in my future.
24. I need to get checked for asthma because you just took my breath away.
25. Are you a Star Wars fan? Because Yoda only one for me!
26. Is your middle name "wifi?" Because I feel a strong connection.
27. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?
28. You must be a camera because all I do is smile when you look my way.
29. You must be a magician because everyone else disappears when I look at you.
30. How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice!
31. Did you feel that? Either that was an earthquake or you just rocked my world!
32. Your hand seems very tired and heavy. May I hold it for you?
33. You must be a keyboard because you look like just my type.
34. Can I call you Google? I think you may have everything I could ever search for.
35. On a 1 to 10 scale, you know you're a 9, right? And I'm the 1 you need!
36. Wow! Are you a steak? Because you are well done!
37. If you were a triangle, you would definitely be acute one.
38. I know we're not exactly socks, but you and I would make an excellent pair.
39. Excuse me: Are you a volcano? If so, I think I lava you.
40. As much time as you spend in my mind, I really ought to charge you rent.
41. Imagining life without you would be just like a circle, because it would be completely pointless.
42. If you were a potato, you would most definitely be a sweet one!
43. Do you want to accompany me to Starbucks? I'm beginning to like you a latte.
44. Have you seen any cops around? Okay, don't panic, but I'm about to steal your heart.
45. May I borrow your shoes? I want to be with you every step of the way.
46. Is it okay if I follow you? I've always been told to follow my dreams.
47. I may not be as tall as you think. I'm just sitting on my wallet right now.
48. If our love was a dessert, it would be pi, because it goes on forever.
49. Please excuse my cough. I'm just suffering from smoke inhalation because your body is on fire!
50. Do you mind checking the tag on the back of my shirt? I'm pretty sure it reads "marriage material."
51. I just received my diagnosis from the doctor: It's confirmed that I'm lacking some vitamin U.
52. Are your parents part of the fruit family? Because you look like a fineapple!
53. Do you work for Uber or Lyft? Because you are driving me absolutely crazy!
54. Hey, I'm new in this city and need some directions. Which way to your place?
55. Can you help me with my math homework? All I need at this point is your number.
56. Do you know what comes after "a" and "b" in the alphabet? C, that wasn't so hard. Now, how about your first name?
57. Do you know a good dentist? My jaw is sore after it dropped to the floor in awe of you.
58. If being attracted to you is a crime, skip the jury and consider me guilty as charged!
59. Excuse me: I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes. Your beauty just totally blinded me.
60. Have you had a chance to look over the menu? I have, and all I want is me-n-u.
61. I'm not an electrician by any means, but you are totally lighting up this room.
62. Have you ever been to space? I would be shocked if you have, because you're so down-to-earth.
63. Please tell me you know karate, because your body is absolutely kicking right now!
64. Are you a fan of raisins? No? Well, then how about a date?
65. Do you like omelettes? Because spending time with you gets me eggcited!
66. May I borrow a kiss from you? Don't worry. I'll give it right back!
67. Do you know of any good banks around here that accept large deposits? I'm planning to save all my interest on you.
68. If I had a dime for every time I saw someone as gorgeous as you, I would have exactly 10 cents.
69. Have you ever been to space? I would be shocked if you have, because you're so down-to-earth.
70. If you were a booger, I wouldn't think twice about picking you first.
71. If beautiful looks could kill, the world would view you as a weapon of mass destruction.
72. Do you remember me? No? Oh, that's right. I forgot you've only been in my dreams until now!
73. Did you know? The leading cause of global warming is your smoking body.
74. I really hope you're an organ donor. Because I'm here to take your heart!
75. Are your initials "t" and "v?" Because I could totally stare at you for hours.
76. I think you could be the cure for Alzheimer's. You're simply unforgettable.
77. Well, I would totally buy you a drink, but I would be too jealous of the straw.
78. No, you won't find me on Twitter, but rest assured you're welcome to follow me anytime.
79. Wow! You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop!
80. If you were a basketball, I'd vow never to shoot because I know I'd miss you.
81. My feet are now freezing because you just knocked my socks off!
82. Do you need a ride home? I heard your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.
83. I'm so glad I remembered my library card because I am totally checking you out.
84. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'm hooked to.
85. Hello, my name is Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?