15 Family Friendly Jokes Guaranteed to Get Laughs

A good joke can go a long way in livening up a social encounter. Conversely, a bad one can also get a reaction, just maybe not in the way the sender was hoping for.

No matter where you are on the humor continuum scale, we all appreciate a good joke when we hear one. Some of us may even enjoy them more than others (looking at you, dads).

With that said, here are 15 family friendly jokes destined to trigger a laugh or two.

1. My children are trying to master the art of riding a bicycle. Unfortunately, it's wheelie hard for them.
2. Did you hear the international tongue-twister champion got arrested? I hear they're gonna give him a very tough sentence.
3. Why did the cows go to Broadway? They went to see the MOOsicals!
4. Why should you avoid romantic relationships with tennis players? Because Love means zero to them.
5. What did the announcer say when the hot dog finished the race first? We have a wiener!
6. What did the grape say when it was accidentally stepped on at the vineyard? Not much aside from a little whine.
7. Can you guess what Beethoven's favorite fruit was? Ba-na-na-naa!
8. What do you do to make a tissue dance? Just put a little boogie in it!
9. What do you call the notion of saying the same thing over and over yet expecting different results? Parenting.
10. Have you heard that rumor about butter? I was told not to spread it.
11. Did you hear about the wedding between the two antennas? The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great.
12. Where do boats turn to when feeling under the weather? The dock!
13. What is a cat's favorite place to visit on the weekend? The meow-seum!
14. How come the orange didn't finish the race? It ran out of juice.
15. What did one Nintendo gamer say to the other after their game ended? I want a Wii-match!